GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
•I spent the
•I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
(not easy!).
•I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
•I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.
•In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days
on vacation by any president in
but I did).
•After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in
•I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president in
•In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
•I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in
•I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-
month period.
•I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
•I presided over the biggest energy crises in
to intervene when corruption was revealed.
•I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
•I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history
of mankind.
•I dissolved more international treaties than any president in
history.
•I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in
•Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a
Chevron oil tanker named after her for a while.)
•I am the first president in
•I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market in any country in the history of the world.
•I am the first president in
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
community.
•I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security
•I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).
•I am the first president in
remove the
•I am the first president in
remove the
•I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in
history.
•I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the
World Court of Law.
•I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the
•I am the first president in
election inspectors access during the 2002
•I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
•The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
•I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
•I am the first
•I took the world's sympathy for the
a year made the
the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
•I am the first
people of
world peace and stability.
•I changed
government contracts.
•I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
• I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
(
•I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
•I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
•All records of my tenure as governor of
away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
•All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
•All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
•Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.